Hurry, send out a...
Message in a Bottle!
To fight through the rough seas of automation, I am carefully placing hand-written letters inside a bottle; then, having them sent to employers I wish to work for.
*best Pirate voice* The goal be to float above the sea of other applicants, across the storm-filled waters, to the shores of Dream Job Island, yarg!
So. Eh, hem. So, if you are one of those who has received a Message in a Bottle from me and like what you are seeing so far, CONTACT ME to send me a lifeline.